Original Poetry

Trouble in the Kitchen

I could not set the kitchen table

Because I was mentally unstable

Every single one of the spoons

Was stolen by some thieves or goons

All twenty-four of our knives

Were thrown into beehives

Later there was a girl named Kate

Who cracked every single plate

I tried to cook the food real nice

But it did not work with me and the rice

I could not even buy the peas

Due to very, very high tax fees

And all of that freshly cooked meat

Began to smell like stinky feet

I even made you Chinese fish

All spiced up in a glass dish

On the table I put a cup

And left it standing right side up

But after that I poured the juice

It was drunken by a moose

Trying to make you chicken soup

Got me tangled in a large loop

A fire started, I put it out

Unfortunately it burnt all the trout

I even took out a nice bowl

But I didn’t even notice the hole

I even added a pinch of salt

But the doctor told me to halt

I also tried to cook in a pot

I even… What! You made us dinner

I felt like a bad sinner

Mom, you’re a real winner!